Paul Noon - lead vocals
Paul was the man out front between 2012 and 2014 and returns refreshed to the microphone from September 2015. In addition to fly fishing, making gorgeous slate-framed mirrors, brewing his own ale, customising motorcyles, hunting for English Civil War memorabilia, stalking ghosts in haunted buildings and riding out with the National Chopper Club, he makes a lovely cuppa. We wonder how he finds the time.

Kevin Anniss - bass guitar
Mr Anniss, who has X-ray vision, plays Yamaha BB300, Peavey Grind, Washburn XS5 5-string and RMS 6-string bass guitars. He makes these much louder with a Hartke HA4000 400-watt head feeding 4x10 and 1x15 cabs. He tunes up with a Behringer tuner and on the floor there's  a Zoom 3000 bass effects processor that can crush small animals at fifty yards and destroys all organic life placed within a ten-centimetre radius.

Henry Gee - keyboards
Teenage pianist Gee was lost to classical music when he discovered sevenths, blue notes and this girl at school who had a copy of Deep Purple's Machine Head. He currently plays a Hammond XK-1 and a Korg Krome 73 through a Yamaha DBR10 powered monitor. He uses a K&M Spider antigravity device, and in the toybox there's a Way Huge Electronics 'Ringworm' ring modulator. Listen to his solo album Songs In The Key Of L here, and download it for free. 

Craig Humphrey- drums
The electronically operated Mr Humphrey (batteries not included) loves all things Zep. He uses Ludwig Club Date and Tama Starclassic drums, a Ludwig 402 snare, Remo heads, ProMark sticks, Protection Racket cases, Peavey drum mics, and Paiste cymbals comprising 15" sound-edge hi-hats, 14" thin crash, 17" crash, 19" crash, 22" power ride and a 16" chinese. This is the upside-down one that sounds like a bag of spanners crashing at speed into a pile of dustbin lids. All he needs now is a gong.  

Gary Smith - lead guitar  
Guitar Gary knows the chords of practically every rock song ever recorded. On stage he uses a Jackson RR5 Randy Rhoads and a Fender Strat with Fender Gold-Top pickups into a Marshall DSL40C combo. At his feet is a range of colourful boxes including a Boss TU2 tuner, an Ibanez Tube Screamer, a Cornell booster, a BossDD7 delay and a Bad Horsie Wah. He uses Ernie Ball strings and his favourite guitarist is Jimi Hendrix. 'Somebody like him only comes along once in a lifetime.' He also rates Jeff Beck ('the guitarist's guitarist'), Brian May and Peter Green. His favourite bands are Deep Purple, Jethro Tull, Queen, Free and Thin Lizzy.

Kevin Mason - sound

Please welcome our new man at the back twiddling the knobs of our Peavey 2.7 kW desk and making sure our RCF bins and horns and Wharfedale monitors sound as good as Wenceslas' snow looked - deep and crisp and even.